LOL:Who really owns a man?(A MUST READ)

Who owns a man.....His mother or His wife?

IN ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MANS MOTHER AND THE MANS WIFE.

Mother....... my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1year,

Wife......... he sucks mine now & sucked it for more dan 5yrs and he is still sucking.

Mother..........I carried him for nine months.

Wife........ he was only 3.5kg den, so whats the big deal?......I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

Mother.......he passed between my legs.

Wife...... he only passed there once....., he stays in-between my legs like everyday

Mother.......he pees on my body and bed-wet my foam every night

Wife...... Hahaha,.....that was long ago when he was still a kid.........now he is adult and he pees inside me and bed-wet my honeypot any time he want..not at night alone but any time and any where he wishes.

PLZ WHO OWNS A MAN?

Tell me ur answer its very important